HHJJ from R&S

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats.
This song is about a whale! No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

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I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

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If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!