Because I can make everyone you've ever loved disappear, David. Disappear... forever.

Have you seen this commercial? If you haven't, you need to. Make sure you have sound or it won't be nearly as funny. Actually, that would make it creepier, but still! Get sound!

There is also the guinea pig. This one is by far creepier than the deer one, but still funny. Serially, I hope this guinea pig never visits me in my sleep.