Kwyjibo on the loose!

Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points
for using all my letters. Game's over. I'm outta here. [gets up]
Homer: [grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right]
Wait a minute, you little cheater!
You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.
Bart: Kwyjibo. Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
Marge: And a short temper.
Homer: I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape! [leaps for Bart]
Bart: [making his escape] Uh oh. Kwyjibo on the loose!
-- Playing Scrabble (tm), ``Bart the Genius''

HHJJ from R&S

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats.
This song is about a whale! No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

[chorus - not shown]

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

[chorus - not shown]

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

*tantrum*

NO! Why don't you post!

What has he done to deserve it?!

If you can't tell from that photo, YES, that is Ryan Seacrest receiving a star on the Walk of Fame today. No-no, this is no joke. He received it for his WHATEVER in radio. Radio, television, who cares - he blows. He's like a candy shell with a 0.2 I.Q.

OH! And Paula Abdul can't clap! Seriously!

Groove: ok paula never says anything worth hering
Groove: hearing
Tara: herring either
Tara: she doesnt speak about fish enough
Groove: haha
Groove: she should just shut up
Tara: i like old school angry alanis better than stupid enlightened alanis
Groove: and she cant clap for shit
Groove: yeah. old angry was better
Tara: she cant clap?
Groove: HAHAHAHAHAAH
Groove: i found this on some random site "American Idol - Rewind and replay Paula Abdul CLAPPING. Is her clap affected or is she spastic? Straight up Paula?"
Tara: what the?
Groove: ok she claps like this:
Groove: her arms are usually stretched out straight, her fingers are spread, and she looks like a seal, walrus, or any type of fin-clapping animal.
Tara: oh, right
Tara: now i know
Tara: hhaha
Groove: HAHAHAH
Groove: my description is funny
Tara: yes it is

LOOK! Even The Wow Report agrees!

Very short.

It's already the 20th?! Crap on stick... Architecture pin up is this Saturday, and I updated Architektin, so check it out.

Otherwise, I am COMPLETELY exhausted and have WAY too much to do and my brain is DYING. If anybody knows any good food for energy, TELL ME NOW.

Don't make-a-me kill!

Blarg.

Studio takes a lot of time.

I need to shower, but have no effort... Dang.

Going in to studio tonight - should be a riot. Not really, ha ha.

Yeah, so I don't really wanna update. I've got nothing to say. I'm so arch-aholic right now. Sleep, arch, sleep, arch, sleep, arch. Arch, arch. Hehehe...

Anyway, WOO for almost 19 days! KICK ASSSSSS!

eBay anxiety...

C'mon! I need that stock CAT for my car! I bet the other people have "aftermarket intentions" for the CAT on eBay right now... But mine is hollowed out! And illegal! I need it! :'o(

Wish me luck!

Shmeftovers...

Mmm... Shmeftovers...

*happy Chipotle belly*

Hubert Cumberdale!

Hubert Cumberdale! Fancy meeting you here...


Thanks, Puff. :o)

Ahhh, go sith yourself!

Get your red-hot Star Wars Episode III kicks here, folks!

Simply captivating.

I. Am. Floored.

Actually, that is an extreme understatement.

I just watched The Life of David Gale. It completely blew my mind. It started out as a normal film, I even read the back of the DVD case, but I had no idea what a huge impact this film would have on me.

For those of you unfamiliar with the film, it stars Kevin Spacey, Kate Winslet, and Laura Linney. They all deliver wonderful performances and never waver. I really felt like I was watching the characters' lives and not actors portraying characters.

I do not want to say anything about the plot line itself because I know some of you and you will try to analyze everything while you are viewing it. Thus, my advice is such: DON'T view this movie if you're going to talk. DON'T view this movie with the lights on. DON'T view this movie if you're not going to finish it. DON'T analyze it while you are viewing it. Just SIT there, SHUT UP, and VIEW the dang thing. You will receive the greatest impact if you watch it alone, but if you're going to watch it with someone, make them read this post and then tell them to shut the Hell up.

There are some graphic reinactments, but I encourage you, even if you are squeamish, to watch those scenes. They are essential to the film and not watching them will only lessen the experience.

The cinematography is simply captivating. The music, the sound clips, the presentation - all captivating. The way this film is put together really draws you in, holds you, and doesn't let you go. It got to the point where I was sitting cross-legged, upright, and on the edge of the couch - temperature raised, hands clammy, body fidgeting with anticipation, and I just wanted to yell proactively at the TV screen. It is that good.

I don't know what else to say about this film except that if you don't go see it, you're missing out big time.

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P.S. - www.becauseimright.com can kiss my movie-critiquing butt.

Tom Jones.

Ok, Tom? Ya kinda freak me out.

Delve! Delve!

1. I clicked Publish Post and my entry vanished. Nice. Real, nice.

2. It's freaking late in the ante meridian.

3. Puff, I'm dying here. And the domo is waiting. Just waiting.

4. Guacamole Doritos are great.

5. I wish it would rain a huge storm.

6. I feel like I am in the eye of the storm.

7. Please don't threaten me for your "man". I am no threat to you, so please, just have a life.

8. My bobble sheep got a soda stain on the side of his belly. At first I was upset, then I called it a birthmark.

9. Drove aimlessly towards Oracle tonight - did me no good; brought no relief.

10. My "collapsible funnel" is great and I can't wait to use it.

11. Too often I see the sun set and rise without sleeping.

12. There is a partial solar eclipse today.

13. *can't believe eyes* Why hello, Puff.

hack THIS!

Someone tried to hack my LJ account.

I mean, why do people find it necessary to pull crap like this? Don't know what they're after...

Enough!

Ok-ok-ok.

If I have to hear ONE more Pearl Jam song... Or just Eddie Vedder's voice in general, I am going to kill all humans.

ALL humans.

GrooveSalad's Believe It Or Not!

Roomy actually has a girl over! They're watching either Bourne 1 or 2 - not sure. Didn't wanna look in case it was Bourne 2 - which I haven't seen. Anyway, they were laying on the couch together when I went to make food. ::shudders:: How anyone can stand him is beyond me. Blah.

In other news, school is going well again now that I'm better. I was really knocked on my butt for a while there. Blah.

Whoa - I made mac-n-cheese and now I'm really dizzy. Dang.

So I've not much to write... EW - It got awfully quiet in the living room... I wonder if they went to his room - EW. Don't wanna know.

31 days till MooMoo.

Wiaa 2004-2005

I tried to comfort him.

I watched him die.

I miss him.

:o(

Oh. My. GAWD.

Really, folks. WHY would a pharmaceutical company think this is funny, effective advertising for contraceptives? At first, I didn't think it was real, but apparently, it is. See, the Quizno's chain bought the rights to the spongmonkeys (later changed to spongemonkeys) from rathergood, and Quizno's let the pharmaceutical company use them for their contraceptives.

After three months of intense negotiations Bodine mysteriously persuaded Ed Gomes, head of advertising with Quiznos, to allow Protectaid to use the spongmonkeys as spokesmen for their contraceptive sponge products. “Anne made several good points and in the end, I had to let her use the spongmonkeys for her company's contraceptive,” Gomes explained, “me and the misses would probably be up to our knees in children if it wasn't for her anti-life products.”

The Spongemonkeys Contraceptive commercial will advertise just that, with lyrics like “We hate them sperm, because they impregnate you.” The commercial will feature the spongemonkeys in much the same way that the Quiznos commercial does with the two rodents bobbing up and down next to a box of the sponges. “Buy some sponges, they are good, they defy nature,” the sponges sing.

Ha, and the pharmaceutical company even spelled "fever" as "fevor"! Hahaha...

I can't believe this.

(Click the picture to read the full article.)

Ha! This came from my old journal.

I want to change all the city names in Utah to gay names like Poop and Fart. Butt. Ass. and Monkey. Ass and Monkey will be like Dallas and Fort Worth. Ass-Monkey, Utah! Yee-haw!